Phone Post

[superspeeds]

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

Comments

text;

[mocks]

Hey, buddy. You busy?

[text]

[superspeeds]

Not at the moment. Why?

[mocks]

I need a ride out of town.

[superspeeds]

Oh? To where, pray tell?

[mocks]

La Casa Rosada, thereabouts.

1/?

[superspeeds]

Ah.

[superspeeds]

Argentina.

[superspeeds]

You're aware, of course, that this could be an international incident.

[superspeeds]

And that as Avengers, we should endeavor to avoid such conflicts.

done

[superspeeds]

I trust that thought has at least crossed your mind.

[mocks]

Of course it has. But we're not going to be caught.

[superspeeds]

Has Tony given you some new variety of cloak that we're simply hoping to have been properly tested? You know how I dislike relying on his machines.

[mocks]

I just need you to get me in and come back for me in a few hours. The rest is up to me.

[superspeeds]

[There's a few seconds pause before the next message comes enough. Enough time for Pietro to think he's thought through everything well enough.]

Alright. When do we intend to begin our test of fate?

[mocks]

In a few days. Once things have calmed down a bit.

I just want to get a grasp on the situation from the ground.

[superspeeds]

Very well. Contact me when you're ready. I suggest you also practice holding your breath and invest in some sort of wind-protective garment. I'm told that travel over great distances of water can be uncomfortable.

[mocks]

Thank you, Pietro. I owe you one.

[superspeeds]

Indeed.

[superspeeds]

I'm saving that message.

[mocks]

Of course you are.