Phone Post

[superspeeds]

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

Comments

[radiantly]

No, I suppose not.

I'm just surprised, that's all.

[superspeeds]

Is that an inappropriate costume? It's a little difficult to find something suitable, with my coloring.

[radiantly]

You can be anything you like, sweetheart. If you want to be a rabbit, well... [giggles] Well... more power to you!

[superspeeds]

I can't help but think that you're mocking me.

[radiantly]

Who me?

[superspeeds]

Yes. I also can't help but think that I am a terrible influence on you.

[radiantly]

[more giggling. hey, it beats crying!]

Is it so terrible that I'm developing your sense of humor?

[superspeeds]

I've heard that it's quite irritating.

[radiantly]

Is this your way of telling me I'm irritating?

[superspeeds]

This is my way of telling you that I am a terrible influence.

However, I do appreciate your humor.

[radiantly]

You're not a terrible influence.

[...]

Not that terrible, anyway.

[superspeeds]

You're very kind.

[radiantly]

And you'll make an adorable little bunny rabbit, Pietro. With a cotton ball tail, right?

[superspeeds]

[Paaaaauuse.]

I hadn't considered the tail, actually.

[radiantly]

How can you be an adorable, fluffy bunny without a puffy, cottony tail?

[superspeeds]

You can see why I require your help.

[radiantly]

Oh yes, I was blind to the need before.

You'll have the most glorious tail that there ever was, and all the other rabbits will be jealous.

[cackling]

[superspeeds]

Very amusing. You're becoming quite skilled in imitating me.

[radiantly]

It's the sincerest form of flattery, my love.

You're really going to go as a bunny?

[superspeeds]

Yes. The White Rabbit, as I said.

[radiantly]

[more giggling, and maybe a snort in there as well.]

[superspeeds]

I'm glad you find it so amusing.

[radiantly]

Baby!

[finally stops with the laughter.]

You'll be the sexiest White Rabbit ever.

[superspeeds]

Again, you're very kind.

[radiantly]

And you're very ridiculous.

But I love you anyway.