Phone Post

[superspeeds]

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

Comments

[radiantly]

[more giggling. hey, it beats crying!]

Is it so terrible that I'm developing your sense of humor?

[superspeeds]

I've heard that it's quite irritating.

[radiantly]

Is this your way of telling me I'm irritating?

[superspeeds]

This is my way of telling you that I am a terrible influence.

However, I do appreciate your humor.

[radiantly]

You're not a terrible influence.

[...]

Not that terrible, anyway.

[superspeeds]

You're very kind.

[radiantly]

And you'll make an adorable little bunny rabbit, Pietro. With a cotton ball tail, right?

[superspeeds]

[Paaaaauuse.]

I hadn't considered the tail, actually.

[radiantly]

How can you be an adorable, fluffy bunny without a puffy, cottony tail?

[superspeeds]

You can see why I require your help.

[radiantly]

Oh yes, I was blind to the need before.

You'll have the most glorious tail that there ever was, and all the other rabbits will be jealous.

[cackling]

[superspeeds]

Very amusing. You're becoming quite skilled in imitating me.

[radiantly]

It's the sincerest form of flattery, my love.

You're really going to go as a bunny?

[superspeeds]

Yes. The White Rabbit, as I said.

[radiantly]

[more giggling, and maybe a snort in there as well.]

[superspeeds]

I'm glad you find it so amusing.

[radiantly]

Baby!

[finally stops with the laughter.]

You'll be the sexiest White Rabbit ever.

[superspeeds]

Again, you're very kind.

[radiantly]

And you're very ridiculous.

But I love you anyway.

[superspeeds]

And I'm very glad for that.

[radiantly]

Do you love me too? Even though I'm slowly turning into you?

[superspeeds]

You know I truly love you. More deeply than I think I've ever loved anyone else.

Though if you were me, you would make some droll comment about how my love might be slowly stemming from my arrogance.

[radiantly]

Do you want me to say something like that?

[superspeeds]

Were this situation applied to someone else, I would. However, no. It's probably for the best if you don't.

[radiantly]

Then I won't say it.

I love you. I can't wait to marry you. I hope you'll be happy with me.

My sexy little rabbit.