Phone Post

[superspeeds]

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

Comments

[radiantly]

Baby!

[finally stops with the laughter.]

You'll be the sexiest White Rabbit ever.

[superspeeds]

Again, you're very kind.

[radiantly]

And you're very ridiculous.

But I love you anyway.

[superspeeds]

And I'm very glad for that.

[radiantly]

Do you love me too? Even though I'm slowly turning into you?

[superspeeds]

You know I truly love you. More deeply than I think I've ever loved anyone else.

Though if you were me, you would make some droll comment about how my love might be slowly stemming from my arrogance.

[radiantly]

Do you want me to say something like that?

[superspeeds]

Were this situation applied to someone else, I would. However, no. It's probably for the best if you don't.

[radiantly]

Then I won't say it.

I love you. I can't wait to marry you. I hope you'll be happy with me.

My sexy little rabbit.

[superspeeds]

I know I'll be happy with you. So long as you don't call me that.

[radiantly]

[quiet giggling]

No? You're not my sexy rabbit?

[superspeeds]

I find the name troubling.

[radiantly]

Hmm...

Then you'll be my sexy... boyfriend?

[superspeeds]

Boyfriend or fiance. Either is acceptable.

[radiantly]

I don't see a ring on my finger...

[superspeeds]

I'll admit that is an oversight.

[radiantly]

If you like it then you should put a ring on it.

[superspeeds]

You're really upset about this.

[radiantly]

I'm not upset.

I'm... still waiting.

[superspeeds]

... I want it to be special. When I formally ask.

I've been waiting for the right occasion.

[radiantly]

I want it to be special, too.

I'm trying to be patient.

[superspeeds]

I'm sure that we'll find an occasion soon. Or create one.

[radiantly]

I'm going to be an old maid.