Phone Post

[superspeeds]

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

Comments

text;

[insufferablysmug]

Stop coming into my office.

[superspeeds]

You should invest in better locks.

[insufferablysmug]

Is that an admittance to breaking and entering?

[superspeeds]

Not at all.

[insufferablysmug]

Stay away, Quicksilver.

You aren't welcome here.

[superspeeds]

How very ominous.

[insufferablysmug]

If by ominous you mean a clear demand, certainly.

[superspeeds]

Monet, I simply haven't the time to deal with your idiosyncrasies at present.

[insufferablysmug]

And yet you have time to come in and disrupt my work.

[superspeeds]

Paranoia is dangerous for a private investigator. I highly recommend contacting Leonard Samson post haste.

[insufferablysmug]

I don't need his psychoanalyzing and I don't need your smug condescension.

[superspeeds]

Then I fail to see why you have contacted me.

[insufferablysmug]

Do I need to put a sign on our door stating plainly that you are not welcome on our premises?

[superspeeds]

Do whatever you deem necessary, Monet.

[insufferablysmug]

I will. You stay out of my way.