superspeeds | Phone Post

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Phone Post

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

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felicia says i should tell you you're an idiot.

I'm aware.

i don't think you're an idiot though.

You might be biased.

You're not an idiot. You're one of the smartest men I've ever known.

Can I see you? Please?

Do you promise to run away from me if I gnash my teeth, snap, or otherwise infer that I might bite you?

Yes.

But you know, sometimes I like it when you bite me.

Then I suppose I can be allowed to see you. Should I meet you somewhere?

And you shouldn't say things like that.

;)

But it's the gospel truth.

Where are you?

My study. But you shouldn't come here.

Why not?

It's rather unsightly. I've been upset and none too concerned with cleaning up after myself.

Is it really that bad?

Bad for me. I'd be embarrassed if you tripped over one of my books or something.

We could clean it up.

You don't need to bother yourself with it. It was my tantrum that brought it on, I'll clean it up.

I don't mind helping you.

I'm not going to talk you out of this, am I?

We're in this together.

I'm coming over.

I'll try to clean up any safety hazards before you arrive.

Alright.

We need to talk though.

About my vivid imagination, no doubt.

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