Phone Post

[superspeeds]

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

Comments

[text]

[radiantly]

felicia says i should tell you you're an idiot.

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

I'm aware.

[text]

[radiantly]

i don't think you're an idiot though.

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

You might be biased.

[text]

[radiantly]

You're not an idiot. You're one of the smartest men I've ever known.

Can I see you? Please?

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

Do you promise to run away from me if I gnash my teeth, snap, or otherwise infer that I might bite you?

[text]

[radiantly]

Yes.

But you know, sometimes I like it when you bite me.

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

Then I suppose I can be allowed to see you. Should I meet you somewhere?

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

And you shouldn't say things like that.

[text]

[radiantly]

;)

[text]

[radiantly]

But it's the gospel truth.

[text]

[radiantly]

Where are you?

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

My study. But you shouldn't come here.

[text]

[radiantly]

Why not?

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

It's rather unsightly. I've been upset and none too concerned with cleaning up after myself.

[text]

[radiantly]

Is it really that bad?

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

Bad for me. I'd be embarrassed if you tripped over one of my books or something.

[text]

[radiantly]

We could clean it up.

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

You don't need to bother yourself with it. It was my tantrum that brought it on, I'll clean it up.

[text]

[radiantly]

I don't mind helping you.

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

I'm not going to talk you out of this, am I?

[text]

[radiantly]

We're in this together.

I'm coming over.

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

I'll try to clean up any safety hazards before you arrive.

[text]

[radiantly]

Alright.

We need to talk though.

Re: [text]

[superspeeds]

About my vivid imagination, no doubt.