Phone Post

[superspeeds]

†ringtone†
[calls|voicemail|text]

"Hello, you've reached the cellphone of Pietro Maximoff. Leave a very brief message and your telephone number, I shall return your call should it merit my interest. Have a pleasant day."

Comments

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[a_relative_hero]

Aging more quickly. Oh man. That's...that's not good.

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[superspeeds]

It can be rather depressing. As I said, it's avoidable.

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[a_relative_hero]

Alright. So I need to figure out how to avoid that and adapt to being irritated. Anything else?

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[superspeeds]

You will probably lose weight very quickly. I suggest eating foods full of sugar and carbohydrates.

My fiancée informs me that this is worthy of her ire.

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[a_relative_hero]

Well that's not as bad as the other stuff I guess.

Why would it be worthy of her ire?

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[superspeeds]

She mentioned something skinny jeans. I haven't the slightest idea of the specifics.

Anyway, was there something else?

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[a_relative_hero]

Oh. [He chuckles a little.] I think it might be a jealous thing. You know, being able to eat a lot of good tasting food and still remain thin.

Umm. Nothing I can think of really off the top of my head. Thanks for talking to me, Quicksilver.